When you are playing soccer with your friends and your dog scores the decisive goal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ…
1 year ago
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When the party’s rolling, but you’re just chilling with your new ADHD diagnosis 😂💸
When the partyโ€™s rolling, but youโ€™re just chilling with your new ADHD diagnosis ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
55
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk 🚀🐶✨
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿถโœจ
1 year ago
55
When the bus driver turns into a tour guide 🎤🚌 "And on your left, we have... traffic!" 🤣
When the bus driver turns into a tour guide ๐ŸŽค๐ŸšŒ "And on your left, we have... traffic!" ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
55
When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! 😂
When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
55
When you order a large coke in America 😂
When you order a large coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
55
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
11 months ago
55
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
11 months ago
55
When you say you don’t always eat breakfast, but then you always do 😂
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
55
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
11 months ago
55
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
10 months ago
55
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
55
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! 😅💔🥤
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅค
8 months ago
55
When life gives you emails, learn to Ctrl+Z! 😂📧
When life gives you emails, learn to Ctrl+Z! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ง
8 months ago
55
From 'See no evil' to 'Tweet no evil' 📱🙈
From 'See no evil' to 'Tweet no evil' ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ™ˆ
8 months ago
55