Dodging responsibilities like a ninja ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐จ
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The ultimate workday countdown strategy! ๐โฐ #TimeManagement
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๐ฝ When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! ๐ฅโจ
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Americans using electricity near water? Classic. They have a whole genre of YouTube fails dedicated to them. It's called "How to Ruin Your Pool Party in 5 Seconds."
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When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
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Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. ๐ค #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
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Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโt the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐ฅ๐
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Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
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Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
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When you're a superhero but also love pizza๐
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Me trying to explain to people how messed up the healthcare system is ๐ซ
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When life gives you lemons? Irrelevant. Get in the banana! ๐๐๐จ
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When you're trying to vacuum and your dog thinks it's a chew toy ๐๐ถ #doglife #beagle #funnypets
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Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. ๐
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When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. ๐คฃ