When you are playing soccer with your friends and your dog scores the decisive goal ๐๐ถโฝ๏ธ๐ฅ
1 year ago
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When the partyโs rolling, but youโre just chilling with your new ADHD diagnosis ๐๐ธ
1 year ago
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When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk ๐๐ถโจ
1 year ago
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When the bus driver turns into a tour guide ๐ค๐ "And on your left, we have... traffic!" ๐คฃ
1 year ago
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When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! ๐
1 year ago
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When you order a large coke in America ๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
11 months ago
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When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
11 months ago
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When you say you donโt always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐
11 months ago
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"So, I hear you like bad boys?"
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
11 months ago
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Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!'
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
10 months ago
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When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐ฌ
10 months ago
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When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐ ๐๐ฅค
8 months ago
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When life gives you emails, learn to Ctrl+Z! ๐๐ง