When your kid interrupts your important jungle meeting ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐ฝ
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Finally, a DVD player that converts all codesโฆ even the mysterious ones! ๐๐ซ๐
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When the Last Supper turns into the Last Dance Party ๐งโจ
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TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?"
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
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When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
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When your parents come home early and you gotta act natural. ๐๐
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My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐
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Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐
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Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐
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Finally spring is around the corner ๐
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Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text."
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐ฅด
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This shirt is a bold choice. Itโs either peak humor or asking for trouble ๐
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The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. ๐ฆ๐ฅ