๐ When you step away for a moment and history takes your seat! ๐ฝ๐ช #ChristmasPartyFails
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When you skip leg day, but think you're ready for anything ๐ #gymfail #yogaballfail
1 year ago
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My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ง๐๐๐
1 year ago
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Started from the bottom now we here ๐
1 year ago
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CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
1 year ago
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When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team ๐ #hockeyfails #oops
1 year ago
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Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 year ago
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Me trying to have a private moment in my own home ๐ #privacy #nosy #securitycamera
1 year ago
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Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
1 year ago
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Found this sign in the office. The war on typos is more serious than I thought. Don't let the errorists win!
7 months ago
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STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
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That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐
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When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy ๐๐ฅ #Burn
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When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs ๐ #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter