When dinner with the in-laws takes an unexpected plot twist! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
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Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. ๐ง๐
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Me after successfully sneaking all the fireworks into the bathroom and not getting caught ๐
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If ass wins. Why even ask?
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When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. ๐ฆ๐ท
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When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโs too late ๐๐
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Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
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Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐
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When you try your best, but you don't succeed ๐๐ผ
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When your babysitter becomes your sugar daddy... by law ๐
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Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment ๐
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Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโฆ scenery.
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Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally ๐
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When your prankster friend turns your contact list into a game of 'Guess Who?'. Now every call is a surprise! ๐ป
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When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. ๐