๐ค If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐ฑ
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When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
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When Googleโs suggestions make you question humanityโs priorities ๐ค๐
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When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐ฑ๐ฉธ
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Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
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That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐
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When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
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British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite ๐ฅถ๐ฅ
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This cat is playing the long con. ๐น
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Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
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Canadians apologizing for being so polite. Sorry ๐จ๐ฆ
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From "Fuck Bullies" to "Fuck Buddies" ๐. When you find your true soulmate in the bully gang!
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over.
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.