T-Rex's reaction after the asteroid was like: โ˜”
1 year ago
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Finally, a soup that understands me.
Finally, a soup that understands me.
1 year ago
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🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
172
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... 🥒🥗😂
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When Google’s suggestions make you question humanity’s priorities 🤔💀
When Googleโ€™s suggestions make you question humanityโ€™s priorities ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
172
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...😱🩸
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
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Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
1 year ago
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That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" 😂.  It's a trap!  (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
1 year ago
172
British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite 🥶🔥
British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
172
This cat is playing the long con. 😹
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
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Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
1 year ago
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Canadians apologizing for being so polite. Sorry 🇨🇦
Canadians apologizing for being so polite. Sorry ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
1 year ago
172
From "Fuck Bullies" to "Fuck Buddies" 😂. When you find your true soulmate in the bully gang!
From "Fuck Bullies" to "Fuck Buddies" ๐Ÿ˜‚. When you find your true soulmate in the bully gang!
1 year ago
172
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
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