When dinner with the in-laws takes an unexpected plot twist! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Finally, pillows that truly uplift your spirits! ๐ด๐
1 year ago
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When you want a DVD player that doesnโt convert your movies into sermons ๐๐
1 year ago
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When the real puzzle is your patience ๐ค๐ก
1 year ago
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When you think you're having a bad day, just remember someone's got it 'ruff'er! ๐๐
1 year ago
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Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
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When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.๐คฏ
11 months ago
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When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐
11 months ago
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When you get arrested for loving your neighborโs kid a little TOO much ๐ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
11 months ago
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Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment ๐
11 months ago
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Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize ๐
11 months ago
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When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs ๐ #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
11 months ago
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When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โ๏ธ
10 months ago
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When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo ๐