Is this how you get to the top of the corporate ladder? ๐ค๐ #bootytower
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God: *smites a city*
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple*
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐ค
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When the Last Supper turns into the Last Dance Party ๐งโจ
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Party like this or you'll party like...๐
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When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐
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When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
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Scientific data confirms India's status as a global superpower. The world is not ready. ๐ฉ๐
4 months ago
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A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. ๐
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And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! ๐
2 months ago
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When you use your EFTPOS machine to pay at an ATM ๐
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When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐๐ค๐ญ
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Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐ฆ
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When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐
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My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
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Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐