Is this how you get to the top of the corporate ladder? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ #bootytower
1 year ago
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God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When the Last Supper turns into the Last Dance Party 🎧✨
When the Last Supper turns into the Last Dance Party ๐ŸŽงโœจ
1 year ago
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Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics 🙄
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
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When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
1 year ago
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Scientific data confirms India's status as a global superpower. The world is not ready. 💩🌊
Scientific data confirms India's status as a global superpower. The world is not ready. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŒŠ
4 months ago
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A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. 💀
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
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And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! 😈
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 months ago
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When you use your EFTPOS machine to pay at an ATM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When pizza geometry keeps you up at night 🍕🤔💭
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
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Me trying to find my will to live after a long week 🦖
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
170
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming 😂
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
1 year ago
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Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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