When watching kid shows starts feeling like a wild Friday night ๐๐คฃ
1 year ago
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Finally, pillows that truly uplift your spirits! ๐ด๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐
1 year ago
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When the real puzzle is your patience ๐ค๐ก
1 year ago
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When you ask existential questions, but get brutally honest answers ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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When you gotta respect AND roast at the same time! ๐๐จ
1 year ago
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When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐ฑ๐ฉธ
1 year ago
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Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
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When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐
11 months ago
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When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐จ
11 months ago
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Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize ๐
11 months ago
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When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs ๐ #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
11 months ago
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When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โ๏ธ
10 months ago
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The Venn diagram that proves philosophy, toddlers, and 90s pop have everything in common. Tell me why!
6 months ago
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CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐ค