Is this how you get to the top of the corporate ladder? ๐ค๐ #bootytower
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When you gotta respect AND roast at the same time! ๐๐จ
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When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. ๐น๏ธ๐ด
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Me trying to explain to my grandma that Linux is superior to Windows for video editing ๐
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When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
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When youโre a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐ญ
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Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐ด
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Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐
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Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐๐
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When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐
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Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐
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POV: You're a tennis ball and this trippy pupper is coming for you!๐พ๐
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When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs ๐ #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
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When your friendship takes a stab at boundaries! ๐ ๐ช
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A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. ๐