Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. 💀😂
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
172
Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as the… scenery.
Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโ€ฆ scenery.
1 year ago
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When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This mall cop was not ready for this level of wordplay. The audacity! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
171
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. 😂
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
171
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy💨🎤
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
171
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go ๐Ÿ˜‚ #compromise #stairsofconfusion
1 year ago
171
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
171
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Finally spring is around the corner 😂
Finally spring is around the corner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
When you and your friend are both running for class president and only one of you can win ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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