When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk ๐๐ถโจ
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Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐ค
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๐ต When your mind hits play and there's no stop button! ๐๐ถ
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Jesus takes love to a whole new level! ๐โจ๐จ
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Me trying to have a productive day when my brain has other plans ๐
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โฝ๏ธ When a tie feels like a victory! ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ง
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Me thinking about how I'm gonna spend my tax return ๐ป
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When you try to film an infinite mirror loop, but the camera only sees one reflection ๐
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When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐ฌ
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Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..."
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night."
Batman: "...so?"
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When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐
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When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐
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Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
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When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐