When 'standing up for yourself' takes on a whole new meaning ๐๐ฆฝ
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When your dumpster diving story is worth a thousand upvotes ๐
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When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" ๐
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Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐ค๐
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When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐
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When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks ๐
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Girls vs Boys during puberty ๐
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These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. ๐พ
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AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐
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Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week ๐ฅ
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Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐"
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Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
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When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐๐ #blessed #positivevibes