When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare ๐ธโก๏ธ๐ฉบ #EconomicIrony
1 year ago
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When refreshing the page one too many times sends you to Internet jail ๐ซ๐ป๐
1 year ago
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Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged ๐
1 year ago
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When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. ๐น๏ธ๐ด
1 year ago
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Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฉธโ
Edward: ๐งโโ๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush by eating a Carolina Reaper ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅ
11 months ago
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EA slowly evolving into its final form.
11 months ago
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One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐ค
11 months ago
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Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
11 months ago
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๐คฏ When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐
11 months ago
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When the toilet paper is made of duct tape and Jigsaw invites you to play a game, choosing between using sandpaper and your hand becomes the ultimate dilemma. ๐
11 months ago
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Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? ๐
7 months ago
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When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐ฅ He's got my vote.