When you see Santa and all your holiday dreams come true! 🎅🎉
When you see Santa and all your holiday dreams come true! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ‰
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When physics takes a vacation in Australia! 🚗🔄
When physics takes a vacation in Australia! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„
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When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. 🐦🐷
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿท
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Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night 🍸
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
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STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
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When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
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Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
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When you accidentally swallow a fly and it starts doing butterfly in your stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‹
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Bill Gates, the original tech bro.  He coded his way into a class full of girls, proving that even in the early days, nerds were the real players. 😎
Bill Gates, the original tech bro. He coded his way into a class full of girls, proving that even in the early days, nerds were the real players. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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When your superpower is infinite tolerance 🇸🇪✨ #CaptainSweden
When your superpower is infinite tolerance ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโœจ #CaptainSweden
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The final boss of remote work. He's not just in the cloud, he IS the cloud. ☁️✈️
The final boss of remote work. He's not just in the cloud, he IS the cloud. โ˜๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
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A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
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Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
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