Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! 🏆🧠
Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง 
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When you try synchronized soccer, but the ref doesn't get the choreography 😂⚽️
When you try synchronized soccer, but the ref doesn't get the choreography ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me on a Friday night after a long week 🤪
Me on a Friday night after a long week ๐Ÿคช
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When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! 🔥🥃
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
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Me trying to show off my new hoverboard in 2004
Me trying to show off my new hoverboard in 2004
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Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
1 year ago
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When you see Santa and all your holiday dreams come true! 🎅🎉
When you see Santa and all your holiday dreams come true! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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When your munchies can't wait! 🍫⏲️
When your munchies can't wait! ๐Ÿซโฒ๏ธ
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🎯 When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! 🚀🤦‍♂️
๐ŸŽฏ When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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