When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
302
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 year ago
302
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
302
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
302
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! 😂
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
302
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
302
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
302
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
302
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company 😉🏳️‍🌈
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
302
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 year ago
302
Me trying to assemble furniture from IKEA.
Me trying to assemble furniture from IKEA.
1 year ago
302
When your superpower is infinite tolerance 🇸🇪✨ #CaptainSweden
When your superpower is infinite tolerance ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโœจ #CaptainSweden
1 year ago
302
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. 🎄
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. ๐ŸŽ„
5 months ago
302
That first family gathering after waking up must have been... interesting. 😬
That first family gathering after waking up must have been... interesting. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
302
When yoga and bubble baths just don’t cut it anymore! 😈🛀
When yoga and bubble baths just donโ€™t cut it anymore! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ›€
1 year ago
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