When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
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When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐ผ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐ค
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"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐
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Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐๐
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Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐
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When you've loved My Little Pony a little TOO much ๐๐ด
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When you're the mayor, the entire population, and the whole workforce of your town all at once ๐
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Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐ค
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Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
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Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐
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This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐ค
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POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.โข๏ธ
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The four horsemen of aircraft naming conventions. America clearly has the most freedom. ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ
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If the Windows 8 developers got stuck in a time machine set to 1995. ๐พ