When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! 🐷🥓🍖
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–
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When the president's policies are so disastrous, they could be classified as bioterrorism. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to find love in this world. 😭
Me trying to find love in this world. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million 😂
Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
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When you realize you've been talking on mute for the past 10 minutes... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️
When you realize you've been talking on mute for the past 10 minutes... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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💉 When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! 🍋😂
๐Ÿ’‰ When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚
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When physics takes a vacation in Australia! 🚗🔄
When physics takes a vacation in Australia! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„
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Me pretending to work while my manager is walking by ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
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TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
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Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
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One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.🤔
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
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Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country 😂 #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
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