He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. 🛒👮‍♂️🇺🇸
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
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We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. 🫠
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
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The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
10 months ago
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This orangutan's got moves! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฆง Better than my uncle at the wedding, that's for sure. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When romance is on a McBudget 🍔💰🤦‍♂️
When romance is on a McBudget ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you accidentally trigger the whole server and your group chat is blowing up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally delete your 1000-page essay the night before it's due and your professor says no late submissions accepted 😭 FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
When you accidentally delete your 1000-page essay the night before it's due and your professor says no late submissions accepted ๐Ÿ˜ญ FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
1 year ago
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Me after my third cup of coffee trying to function at work 😂
Me after my third cup of coffee trying to function at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out which app to open to procrastinate further 😂
Me trying to figure out which app to open to procrastinate further ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you gotta catch 'em all, but your wallet says no. 🎮💸
When you gotta catch 'em all, but your wallet says no. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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When your love for biking hits an all-time high... or low! 🚴‍♂️😂
When your love for biking hits an all-time high... or low! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your truck has a better sense of humor than you 😂🚗
When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be excited about plans I already know I'm going to cancel ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind 😂
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐Ÿ˜‚
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