Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐คฆ๐คฆ
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When city kids visit a farm for the first time ๐ #detroit #countrylife #oink
11 months ago
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When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. ๐
11 months ago
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When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode ๐
11 months ago
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Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup ๐๐คช
11 months ago
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People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
11 months ago
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When he's broke but honest ๐
11 months ago
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When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐
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When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐๐บ
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Me trying to adult for the past 15 years ๐
11 months ago
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Finally spring is around the corner ๐
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If I see two stick figures in a dress having the time of their life then I'm in for some big news
11 months ago
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J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!"
*later*
Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ"
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Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
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Europe 2000 years ago vs. USA 500 years ago. Guess indoor plumbing wasn't a priority for everyone ๐