Me calculating if I have enough time to sleep more after waking up at 7 am. Result: It's scientifically proven, I can sleep for 10 more minutes.
11 months ago
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This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐ค
11 months ago
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POV: It's math class and Arnold is explaining his workout routine.
11 months ago
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When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐
11 months ago
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That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐
11 months ago
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This map perfectly sums up my world view ๐. Just kidding... mostly. ๐
11 months ago
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When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐
11 months ago
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WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐
11 months ago
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When you accidentally wear your Game of Thrones sweatshirt to your in-laws' house ๐ฌ๐
10 months ago
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Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐
10 months ago
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When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐ but end up making more investing in stonks๐
10 months ago
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When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐ค
10 months ago
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Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "