When your car needs a tune-up, but Mother Natureโs got it covered ๐ง๐
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When you realize the Force is strong with one-hand typing skills! ๐โ
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That's a lot of drugs!๐ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐
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The fact that they used the same prop fifteen years apart for two completely different things and nobody questioned it. ๐
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Me trying to find my inner peace during yoga vs. me trying to find a comfortable sleeping position on public transport ๐
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When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. ๐ฌ
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When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐
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When you and your friends are too old for the horses but still wanna ride the carousel ๐
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When the sign is brutally honest ๐. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
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Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ"
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐
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Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐ป๐
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Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
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When you find a letter that says "This letter found you so will I" ๐ฑ
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Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โก๏ธ(and anxiety).