Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
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Me trying to decipher the lyrics of a Beatles song after just one listen.
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When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐๐
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PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you.
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐ค
PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐
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When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐
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Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐
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Is your man this cheesy? ๐ I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? ๐ค
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When your girls are talking crazy ๐คช๐ but your date doesnโt quite understand the assignment ๐น #Memes #Dating
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Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐
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This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐๐บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐.
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In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐ฅ
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Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐
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I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐
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STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?