My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง
7 months ago
156
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. 😼
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. ๐Ÿ˜ผ
7 months ago
156
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. 😬
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
156
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! 🤯
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! ๐Ÿคฏ
6 months ago
156
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. 🤯
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. ๐Ÿคฏ
4 months ago
156
Wow kids, look! The great hanging uvula of the upper palate! Just like in the brochures. 📸
Wow kids, look! The great hanging uvula of the upper palate! Just like in the brochures. ๐Ÿ“ธ
4 months ago
156
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. 🐧🔫
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ซ
3 months ago
156
Hyena: I require sustenance, large dark one. Buffalo: *farts* Hyena: I meant foodโ€ฆ nevermind. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
155
When you shoot your shot, but the popcorn stand isn't having it! 🍿😂
When you shoot your shot, but the popcorn stand isn't having it! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
155
When Monday hits harder than expected on the foosball table! 😂⚽️
When Monday hits harder than expected on the foosball table! ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
155
When you accidentally activate God Mode in a football game ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
155
When your graphics card dictates your lifestyle choices 😎🎮💸
When your graphics card dictates your lifestyle choices ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
155
When your sense of humor is as American as apple pie 🇺🇸🍔😂
When your sense of humor is as American as apple pie ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
155
When your car has more tech than your phone 📱🚗💡 #KnightRiderVibes
When your car has more tech than your phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ก #KnightRiderVibes
1 year ago
155
When your little fella wants to go out but she doesn't 🍆🏠
When your little fella wants to go out but she doesn't ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
155