This is the crossover event we didn't know we needed. Solving two problems with one blockbuster idea. 🎬
This is the crossover event we didn't know we needed. Solving two problems with one blockbuster idea. ๐ŸŽฌ
8 months ago
295
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. 🤯
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. ๐Ÿคฏ
8 months ago
295
This chart is painfully accurate. Level 5 is where true panic begins. 💀
This chart is painfully accurate. Level 5 is where true panic begins. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
295
This tiger is pondering some very controversial career paths. This is some next-level dark humor. 😬
This tiger is pondering some very controversial career paths. This is some next-level dark humor. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
295
When you buy a doorstop but can't be bothered to unpack it 😂🚪📦
When you buy a doorstop but can't be bothered to unpack it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 year ago
294
🍾 When you start the night thinking you're the life of the party, but end up making lifelong memories with porcelain friends 😂🚽
๐Ÿพ When you start the night thinking you're the life of the party, but end up making lifelong memories with porcelain friends ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
294
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
294
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry 😭💰
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
294
PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe.
Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?"
☕️💅
PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe. Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?" โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
294
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
294
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
294
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! 
Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! 
News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
1 year ago
294
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" 
Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
1 year ago
294
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294