This is the crossover event we didn't know we needed. Solving two problems with one blockbuster idea. ๐ฌ
8 months ago
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My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. ๐คฏ
8 months ago
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This chart is painfully accurate. Level 5 is where true panic begins. ๐
7 months ago
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This tiger is pondering some very controversial career paths. This is some next-level dark humor. ๐ฌ
7 months ago
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When you buy a doorstop but can't be bothered to unpack it ๐๐ช๐ฆ
1 year ago
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๐พ When you start the night thinking you're the life of the party, but end up making lifelong memories with porcelain friends ๐๐ฝ
1 year ago
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐คทโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry ๐ญ๐ฐ
1 year ago
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PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe.
Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?"
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1 year ago
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Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
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Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man!
Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler!
News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
1 year ago
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To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐
1 year ago
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Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!"
Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐