Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
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When your job treats you like ๐ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐
1 year ago
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Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick ๐
1 year ago
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When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐
1 year ago
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Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... ๐
1 year ago
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Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?"
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
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Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐คซ
1 year ago
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When being polite goes extinct ๐. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
1 year ago
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So true! ๐ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐ถ
1 year ago
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When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. ๐ญ
1 year ago
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Netflix: Where everyone can be Jack and Rose... even in 2023! ๐ข๐
11 months ago
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From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' ๐ ๐ผ #PresidentialGlowUp
11 months ago
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Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. ๐ญ๐
10 months ago
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Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. ๐ญ
10 months ago
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When you try to play the victim but you're actually the villain. ๐