Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂
When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
156
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... 😂
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
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Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC.  🤫
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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When being polite goes extinct 😂. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
1 year ago
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So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one.  It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
1 year ago
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When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. 😭
When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Netflix: Where everyone can be Jack and Rose... even in 2023! 🚢😂
Netflix: Where everyone can be Jack and Rose... even in 2023! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' 😅💼 #PresidentialGlowUp
From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ผ #PresidentialGlowUp
11 months ago
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Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. 😭🍞
Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿž
10 months ago
156
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. 😭
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
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When you try to play the victim but you're actually the villain. 💀
When you try to play the victim but you're actually the villain. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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