🍾 When you start the night thinking you're the life of the party, but end up making lifelong memories with porcelain friends 😂🚽
๐Ÿพ When you start the night thinking you're the life of the party, but end up making lifelong memories with porcelain friends ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
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When history mixes with humor, it gets explosively awkward! 💥😂
When history mixes with humor, it gets explosively awkward! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain the plot of Alice in Wonderland after accidentally taking some of the Mad Hatter's special tea ๐Ÿ„โœจ
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Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": 🤔
Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": ๐Ÿค”
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Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA 👁👄👁
Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
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When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt 😂
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"How do I approach an Islamic girl?"  💣With a bomb squad.💀

And... /thread
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
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When you realize you've been talking on mute for the past 10 minutes... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️
When you realize you've been talking on mute for the past 10 minutes... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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When the woodpecker hits the wrong note 🎶😵
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ต
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿšฝ
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When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
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When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween 🤖🐙
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™
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French military: "We surrender!" 
Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" 
French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" 😂
French military: "We surrender!" Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. 😂
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes.  Now, where's my cartridge? 😂
This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes. Now, where's my cartridge? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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