Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
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Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
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When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
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When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคก
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Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
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Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
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Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team ๐Ÿ˜‚ #hockeyfails #oops
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This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
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When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
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