Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐คฏ
10 months ago
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Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?"
Protestor: "A little..."
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐๐จ
10 months ago
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When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐
10 months ago
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐
10 months ago
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When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
10 months ago
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When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐
10 months ago
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Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: ๐๐คก
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ๏ธ๐ญ
10 months ago
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Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
10 months ago
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Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐ค
10 months ago
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Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐ฒ
10 months ago
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When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team ๐ #hockeyfails #oops
10 months ago
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This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
10 months ago
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When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy ๐