Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐ฎ๐คซ
11 months ago
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Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐
11 months ago
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American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
10 months ago
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Me after wishing I could have more wishes
10 months ago
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One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
10 months ago
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Playing Wii with your girlfriend:
Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐
10 months ago
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When your marketing team understands the assignment ๐
10 months ago
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Life imitates art ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
9 months ago
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When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. ๐ฝ๐
8 months ago
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When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... ๐ ๐ฌ
8 months ago
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When protein shakes and floral dresses become the ultimate power combo! ๐ช๐ธ
8 months ago
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The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐๐ป
8 months ago
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. ๐ฌ๐
7 months ago
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It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ