Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. 😂
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to keep my life together๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: You're a fidget spinner and this dog is your owner ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your dragon's got a higher IQ than you but you still think you're the real hot stuff 🐉💡
When your dragon's got a higher IQ than you but you still think you're the real hot stuff ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’ก
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When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
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When you trade asphalt for Astroturf.  🌱🚗💨  Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. 🤷‍♀️
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. 😂
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
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One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. 🤔
One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. ๐Ÿค”
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Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates 😂
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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