IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH.  🤣
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. ๐Ÿคฃ
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STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
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Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius 😂
Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: 🥵
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
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When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
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When your mixtape is fire 🔥 but nobody wants to pay for it 🏴‍☠️💀
When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
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Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
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Today's kids will never understand the pain of accidentally clicking the wrong square. 😩
Today's kids will never understand the pain of accidentally clicking the wrong square. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
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That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
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When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time 😂
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
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