When your dating profile gets infiltrated by Mortal Kombat ninjas looking for love ๐๐
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Me and my homie getting to the nearest bathroom when I'm on my period ๐ฉ
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Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand ๐
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When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐ฅณ
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Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks ๐
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Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐ค)
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HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... ๐ฌ๐
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When the Menโs Rights Activists ask the Womenโs Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐๐ฅช
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Nailed the landing... or did he? ๐
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When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐บ *Domestic* ๐
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When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.๐งโโ๏ธ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
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"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐
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Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? ๐
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Me trying to find my way back to my happy place after a stressful day at work ๐
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When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐ฌ