Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. 🤤🍩🍧
Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my date that I’m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment😂
Me explaining to my date that Iโ€™m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
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Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! 🏜️
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! ๐Ÿœ๏ธ
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
1 year ago
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When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
1 year ago
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Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
1 year ago
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When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming 😂
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
1 year ago
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When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Hello Kitty's day went from purrfect to poopy real quick 💩
Hello Kitty's day went from purrfect to poopy real quick ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
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French military: "We surrender!" 
Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" 
French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" 😂
French military: "We surrender!" Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends 😂 Who wore it better? 🤔
Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who wore it better? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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