Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
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Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! 🧱🔑 Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. 😏
Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ”‘ Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
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Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right 😉
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐Ÿ˜‰
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When your little brother is your gaming chair 😂 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
When your little brother is your gaming chair ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
11 months ago
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When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1🏀 but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game 😂
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐Ÿ€ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
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That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. 😂🇨🇦
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
11 months ago
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"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone."  🤡
"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone." ๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches 💀. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
11 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living Me: *Confused screaming*
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When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge📚😂
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
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