Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
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May the spare change be with you.
May the spare change be with you.
1 year ago
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When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the sweetest side effect is glazed 🍩💉
When the sweetest side effect is glazed ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰
1 year ago
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When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day.  microwave. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
1 year ago
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When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. 🍔
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. ๐Ÿ”
8 months ago
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POV: You live in Pompeii, Italy in 79 AD. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
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When you suddenly remember an embarrassing moment from the past ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When 'giving up' turns into a staycation with benefits 🇫🇷😂
When 'giving up' turns into a staycation with benefits ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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💔 When the diagnosis hits you harder than expected... 😂
๐Ÿ’” When the diagnosis hits you harder than expected... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Happy 9/11?  This cake is definitely taking the cake for the most inappropriate dessert ever. It's like they said, 'Let's combine a national tragedy with buttercream frosting!'
Happy 9/11? This cake is definitely taking the cake for the most inappropriate dessert ever. It's like they said, 'Let's combine a national tragedy with buttercream frosting!'
1 year ago
283
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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When life's a mess, but the party's calling 🎉🍾
When life's a mess, but the party's calling ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿพ
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