Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐
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Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐
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When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐๐
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This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐ฉ
11 months ago
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Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! ๐งฑ๐ Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. ๐
11 months ago
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Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐
11 months ago
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When your little brother is your gaming chair ๐ #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
11 months ago
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When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐
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Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐
11 months ago
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That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐๐จ๐ฆ
11 months ago
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"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone." ๐คก
11 months ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
11 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐ค๐
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Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
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When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐๐