When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible ๐
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Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision*
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
11 months ago
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I don't always have network problemsโฆ but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
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When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐ธ๐ชโฝ๏ธ๐
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐
11 months ago
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Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐. All I see is ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
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Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐
11 months ago
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One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. ๐ค
11 months ago
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Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐
11 months ago
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My car be like after I ignore the check engine light for 6 months ๐
11 months ago
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐๐
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Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐ฐ
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Savage Level: Expert ๐
11 months ago
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Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐