When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
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I don't always have network problems… but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
I don't always have network problemsโ€ฆ but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
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When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! 🇸🇪⚽️🎉
When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article 🙄. All I see is 🚩🚩🚩.
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐Ÿ™„. All I see is ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ.
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Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. 🤔
One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. ๐Ÿค”
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Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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My car be like after I ignore the check engine light for 6 months 😂
My car be like after I ignore the check engine light for 6 months ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
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Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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Savage Level: Expert 😂
Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth.  Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not.  Just tell her it's 'character development'. 😂
Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
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