Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
10 months ago
5
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐ฅ๐ฝ
10 months ago
5
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals ๐
10 months ago
5
Me explaining to my date that Iโm looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐
10 months ago
5
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐ค๐
10 months ago
5
When the Menโs Rights Activists ask the Womenโs Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐๐ฅช
10 months ago
5
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..."
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night."
Batman: "...so?"
10 months ago
5
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend ๐
10 months ago
5
This is some high-level humor ๐
10 months ago
5
Me trying to convince my boyfriend to play Metroid Prime with me ๐
10 months ago
5
This children's book is lit! ๐ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐ฆ
It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐
10 months ago
5
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐
10 months ago
5
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐ฌ