Me pretending I donโt eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐
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Me pretending to be happy when a coworker I hate gets fired ๐
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐๐
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Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐
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Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* ๐
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When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐๐
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Men produce... ๐ค... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐
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When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐ฌ
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Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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When you turn your phone sideways and realize you have all the syndromes.
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When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world ๐
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When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐ but end up making more investing in stonks๐
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When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service ๐๐โค๏ธ
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The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). ๐๐ท๏ธ
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That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. ๐ฅด