When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐
1 year ago
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Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
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When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 year ago
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When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐น
1 year ago
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When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts ๐. From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all! Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? ๐บ
1 year ago
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I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐
1 year ago
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If you know what I mean ๐
1 year ago
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When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
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When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... ๐ ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ต๐