When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
147
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
147
When you have more MacBooks than sense 😂. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐Ÿ˜‚. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
1 year ago
147
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 year ago
147
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school 😹
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
147
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
147
This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts 😂.  From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all!  Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? 🗺
This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts ๐Ÿ˜‚. From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all! Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? ๐Ÿ—บ
1 year ago
147
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
If you know what I mean 😂
If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. 🤔
When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
147
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
1 year ago
147
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
147
When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... 😅🎬
When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽฌ
11 months ago
147
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band 🎵😂
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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