When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood 💀
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood ๐Ÿ’€
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When you're solving world issues but still keepin' it cool 😎💼
When you're solving world issues but still keepin' it cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ผ
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When your friend finally asks out their crush ๐Ÿ‘
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When you wake up in Jigsaw's trap and remember you forgot to hit snooze! 😱💀
When you wake up in Jigsaw's trap and remember you forgot to hit snooze! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’€
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When your munchies can't wait! 🍫⏲️
When your munchies can't wait! ๐Ÿซโฒ๏ธ
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When you run out of cannonballs, so you launch the entire tank instead 🚀💥
When you run out of cannonballs, so you launch the entire tank instead ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ
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When $19.95 isn't just a price, it's your new currency! 💸✨
When $19.95 isn't just a price, it's your new currency! ๐Ÿ’ธโœจ
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When reality breaks and zebras ride the rainbow highway of chaos! 🌈🦓✨
When reality breaks and zebras ride the rainbow highway of chaos! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ“โœจ
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When your car needs a tune-up, but Mother Nature’s got it covered 🔧😅
When your car needs a tune-up, but Mother Natureโ€™s got it covered ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ˜…
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Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
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Nailed the landing... or did he? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
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Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
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When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
1 year ago
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
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