When you're the Swan 🦢 in a world full of Ducks 🦆✨
When you're the Swan ๐Ÿฆข in a world full of Ducks ๐Ÿฆ†โœจ
8 months ago
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When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! 🎓➡️🚔
When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! ๐ŸŽ“โžก๏ธ๐Ÿš”
8 months ago
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When your anatomy class forgot to include 'Plot Twists 101' 😂🧬
When your anatomy class forgot to include 'Plot Twists 101' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงฌ
8 months ago
51
Putting the 'familiar' in fame 🍿🤣
Putting the 'familiar' in fame ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
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When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. 🚀
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. ๐Ÿš€
8 months ago
51
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. 🚬😂
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
51
When you have to raise a barn at 9 but need to send a message at 8:45. 💥
When you have to raise a barn at 9 but need to send a message at 8:45. ๐Ÿ’ฅ
7 months ago
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Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. 🤘
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. ๐Ÿค˜
7 months ago
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Well, this is an awkward bus ride. 😳
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
6 months ago
51
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
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A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. 🤝
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. ๐Ÿค
6 months ago
51
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. 🤯🛸
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
5 months ago
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In 20 years, we consolidated an entire desk of electronics into a single smartphone, but our cars are still using tech from a century ago. Makes you think, doesn't it? 🤔
In 20 years, we consolidated an entire desk of electronics into a single smartphone, but our cars are still using tech from a century ago. Makes you think, doesn't it? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
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That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. 😱
That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 month ago
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When the existential dread kicks in but you realize your apartment is on the second floor.
1 year ago
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