This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโฆ.
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If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
10 months ago
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Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini ๐
10 months ago
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Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐
10 months ago
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When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐
10 months ago
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Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐
10 months ago
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POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs ๐
10 months ago
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POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐ง๐๏ธ
10 months ago
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Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐คซ
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐
10 months ago
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Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐
10 months ago
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Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat ๐
10 months ago
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When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐๐๐
10 months ago
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Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension