Me trying to figure out why Xbox swapped the A and B buttons ๐ซ
1 year ago
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POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐คฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐ค The suspense is killing me! ๐
1 year ago
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My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐
1 year ago
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Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐ค)
1 year ago
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Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐
1 year ago
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This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated ๐. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" ๐จ.
1 year ago
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When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐ผ๏ธ๐๏ธ
11 months ago
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook?
Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?
Me: GET OUT ๐ช
11 months ago
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Party like this or you'll party like...๐
11 months ago
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Canadians after their hockey team loses vs other countries dealing with real problems ๐
11 months ago
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Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?"
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...