Me trying to figure out why Xbox swapped the A and B buttons 😫
Me trying to figure out why Xbox swapped the A and B buttons ๐Ÿ˜ซ
1 year ago
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POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
1 year ago
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Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
45
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! 🤩 Is it double the fine or a free pass? 🤔 The suspense is killing me! 😂
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐Ÿคฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐Ÿค” The suspense is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
45
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. 😂 The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? 🤔)
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐Ÿ˜‚ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐Ÿค”)
1 year ago
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Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 😂
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated 🏆. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" 💨.
This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated ๐Ÿ†. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" ๐Ÿ’จ.
1 year ago
45
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room.  So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. 🖼️🏍️
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
11 months ago
45
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Canadians after their hockey team loses vs other countries dealing with real problems 😂
Canadians after their hockey team loses vs other countries dealing with real problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
45
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
11 months ago
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