Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
9 months ago
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When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‘ด
9 months ago
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If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
9 months ago
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Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐Ÿน
9 months ago
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
9 months ago
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
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Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #fail #backflip
9 months ago
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When your parents said to avoid strangers but recess is over and it's time to go home.
9 months ago
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When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Worf's forehead doing all the work in a kiss ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When Simba finds out Nala is single again. ๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
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When the game is so bad, it gives you AIDS ๐Ÿ’€. Instructions unclear, disc stuck in microwave.
9 months ago
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