When your life goals take a detour... ๐โโ๏ธ๐งฆ #PlotTwist
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I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? ๐ค
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When Gotham's villain takes democracy into his own hands... or doesn't ๐๐ณ๏ธ
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.๐ฆ๐ฝ
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When the recess bell rings and you're the leader of the playground dance-off! ๐ถ๐บ
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Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐ฝ๐ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
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Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
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Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐ฎ๐คซ
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When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โ๏ธ
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Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! ๐คฏ
10 months ago
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Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. ๐
8 months ago
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When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐
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When you accidentally activate God Mode in a football game ๐โฝ๏ธ