When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' 🚗🔄
When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„
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When you're playing 4D chess and Batman's brain still short-circuits 🤯🦇😂
When you're playing 4D chess and Batman's brain still short-circuits ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜‚
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I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
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When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
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When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
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Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about 🥴
Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about ๐Ÿฅด
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God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
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When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
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This poster is so clever, it knows when you're not looking 👀.  It's like the opposite of those creepy ads that follow you around the internet.  This one only shows the happy couple when you're paying attention.  Makes you think, doesn't it? 🤔
This poster is so clever, it knows when you're not looking ๐Ÿ‘€. It's like the opposite of those creepy ads that follow you around the internet. This one only shows the happy couple when you're paying attention. Makes you think, doesn't it? ๐Ÿค”
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When life gives you lemons, form a political party and make lemonade out of the bitter taste of the opposition's policies 🍋👊
When life gives you lemons, form a political party and make lemonade out of the bitter taste of the opposition's policies ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘Š
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When your science project is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet 😬
When your science project is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me trying to focus at work be like 😂
Me trying to focus at work be like ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. 😂
Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": 😡
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": ๐Ÿ˜ก
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