Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
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Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
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Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
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Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you've seen the same meme 10 times in the last hour and just want to yeet it into the sun. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you find out Darth Vader is your dad in medieval times ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
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When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ
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When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
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When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿค•
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When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
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This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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