Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper ๐๏ธ๐ข๐ฅถ
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Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐๐
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When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐ญ๐
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When someone tells you downloading a cup of coffee is not possible ๐
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Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
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Me at 25 realizing I'm living the same life I did at 5. ๐ด
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Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag ๐
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Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐ค
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Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโt reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐น
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When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐
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Looks like Steven finally finished his connect-the-dots puzzle, and it led him straight to retirement. Congrats on connecting your way out of a job, champ! ๐ฅณ
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That's one way to build a genetic library. Steven Beebe for the win! ๐
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She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. ๐
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That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐