The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
9 months ago
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This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐บ๏ธ
9 months ago
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Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
9 months ago
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Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
9 months ago
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Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 ๐
9 months ago
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"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
9 months ago
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POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐ถโ๏ธ๐
9 months ago
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Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐
9 months ago
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When the sweetest side effect is glazed ๐ฉ๐
8 months ago
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When you're the Swan ๐ฆข in a world full of Ducks ๐ฆโจ
8 months ago
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When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐๐ฌ
8 months ago
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The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. ๐โจ
8 months ago
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When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... ๐ง๐
8 months ago
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We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐ซ