Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 year ago
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When you get arrested for loving your neighbor’s kid a little TOO much 😂 #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
1 year ago
196
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 year ago
196
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' 🇺🇸🍔🍟
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
196
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer 😏
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
196
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate.  📵😂
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate. ๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
1 year ago
196
This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
196
It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. 🇺🇸🥊
It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸฅŠ
11 months ago
196
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. 😬
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
196
Stealing the spotlight... and then getting caught on it! 🎭🔍 #KarmaGotMe
Stealing the spotlight... and then getting caught on it! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ” #KarmaGotMe
1 year ago
195
When you hire a toddler as a chef ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When you hit 'send' on a drunk email and your professor hits back with life's wisdom! 🍻📧
When you hit 'send' on a drunk email and your professor hits back with life's wisdom! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ“ง
1 year ago
195
When even the storms want to make 'Merica great again, but we'll just say NO-se to José! 🌪️🇺🇸
When even the storms want to make 'Merica great again, but we'll just say NO-se to Josรฉ! ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
195
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... 🤦‍♂️👑🍷
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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