Parenting 101: How to scar your children for life, one public restroom trip at a time. He's not wrong though. 💩
Parenting 101: How to scar your children for life, one public restroom trip at a time. He's not wrong though. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
5 months ago
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Me explaining the plot of my favorite anime to my non-weeb friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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POV: Me during math class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
1 year ago
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Me trying to give emotional support to my friends like... 😂
Me trying to give emotional support to my friends like... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally score a touchdown for the opposite team ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news😂
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows.  💪
When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows. ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
233
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
233
When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly 😜
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
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Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. 🤡
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
233
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When 'please' just doesn't cut it anymore! 😅🙃
When 'please' just doesn't cut it anymore! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™ƒ
1 year ago
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