Me explaining to my date that Iโm looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐
10 months ago
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They said he'd never get a girlfriend ๐. Look at him now
10 months ago
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When you and your girls run the world ๐ ๐ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
10 months ago
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This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
10 months ago
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Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
10 months ago
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Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus."
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
10 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
10 months ago
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"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead ๐๐. Who's normal then? This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
10 months ago
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When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
10 months ago
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POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐
10 months ago
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When she says โtwo checks pleaseโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
10 months ago
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When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐
10 months ago
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When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
10 months ago
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When you're passionate about potholes ๐ง but also really flexible ๐คธโโ๏ธ
10 months ago
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When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐