70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
10 months ago
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My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. ๐Ÿ”Œโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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I can't believe this game exists.๐Ÿ˜‚ It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.๐Ÿ’ฉ I'm dying!๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
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When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
10 months ago
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FBF Bingo night is gonna be lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿธ Who needs a social life when you have this much fun at home?
10 months ago
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POV: You're at the zoo and the monkey thinks you look tasty ๐Ÿคช
10 months ago
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This USB drive is so fetch. It's like a Transformer, but for your files. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿพ
10 months ago
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When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
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