Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers ๐
10 months ago
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When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
10 months ago
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Me trying to escape Monday morning after a relaxing weekend ๐
10 months ago
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Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? ๐๐ค
10 months ago
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When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
10 months ago
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When you accidentally buy a 2.5" HDD enclosure and all you have is a handful of nuts and an old USB stick. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฉ
10 months ago
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Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
10 months ago
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When the SWAT team has more training than the regular police ๐
10 months ago
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Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐ฅ
10 months ago
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When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐๐ญ๐ชค
10 months ago
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Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐
10 months ago
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This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
10 months ago
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Me after seeing a spider in the shower
10 months ago
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Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโt like America: ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ