When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 year ago
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When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
1 year ago
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Americans using electricity near water? Classic. They have a whole genre of YouTube fails dedicated to them. It's called "How to Ruin Your Pool Party in 5 Seconds."
1 year ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐ฅ๐ฝ
1 year ago
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Building Stonehenge? Easy peasy. Just follow these simple instructions! ๐คฃ
1 year ago
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I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐คฃ
11 months ago
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When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐
11 months ago
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Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐
11 months ago
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When you're investigating a UFO sighting but your partner has had one too many beers ๐ฝ๐ป
11 months ago
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When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
11 months ago
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If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC.
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025.
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
11 months ago
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When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐งช๐ฅ