When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 year ago
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When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
1 year ago
37
Americans using electricity near water? Classic.  They have a whole genre of YouTube fails dedicated to them.  It's called "How to Ruin Your Pool Party in 5 Seconds."
Americans using electricity near water? Classic. They have a whole genre of YouTube fails dedicated to them. It's called "How to Ruin Your Pool Party in 5 Seconds."
1 year ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
37
Building Stonehenge? Easy peasy. Just follow these simple instructions! 🤣
Building Stonehenge? Easy peasy. Just follow these simple instructions! ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
37
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. 🤣
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
37
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
37
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM 😂
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
37
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
37
Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
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When you're investigating a UFO sighting but your partner has had one too many beers ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿป
11 months ago
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When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
11 months ago
37
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. 
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. 
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
11 months ago
37
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
11 months ago
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