Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' 🔫😂
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
104
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs.  🤦‍♀️
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
103
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
Meme
1 year ago
100
When you want to escape the European heatwave with some AC, but your climate conscience (and Greta) says 'How dare you!'.
When you want to escape the European heatwave with some AC, but your climate conscience (and Greta) says 'How dare you!'.
2 months ago
99
She came back with the heat, and not just from the barrel. 🔥
She came back with the heat, and not just from the barrel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
2 months ago
98
Nothing like a traditional meal of... *checks notes*... xanthan gum and sunflower lecithin. Just as the ancestors intended. 🏹
Nothing like a traditional meal of... *checks notes*... xanthan gum and sunflower lecithin. Just as the ancestors intended. ๐Ÿน
1 month ago
98
When the expert's advice comes with a 'may need future pardon' disclaimer. 🤔
When the expert's advice comes with a 'may need future pardon' disclaimer. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
98
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images.  🤫
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
97
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. 💀
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
97
He is risen... from the endless scroll of misinformation. A true modern miracle! ✨
He is risen... from the endless scroll of misinformation. A true modern miracle! โœจ
1 month ago
96
When you try to casually search Wikipedia but find more than you bargained for! 😂📚🤦‍♂️
When you try to casually search Wikipedia but find more than you bargained for! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
94
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
2 months ago
94
When you try to ruin his fun with science, but he remains unfazed and probably even more committed. 😂
When you try to ruin his fun with science, but he remains unfazed and probably even more committed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
93
The ancient chart of men has spoken. Looks like the perfect man is, in fact, taken... by other men. 🤷‍♀️
The ancient chart of men has spoken. Looks like the perfect man is, in fact, taken... by other men. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
20 days ago
91