When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโt have to socialize ๐
11 months ago
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Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐
11 months ago
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When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐. Resistance is futile!๐
11 months ago
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Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
11 months ago
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Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days ๐ง๐
11 months ago
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18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
11 months ago
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George Lucas in 1977, creating the Star Wars universe: "I'll figure out the details later!" ๐
11 months ago
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When you accidentally stumble into 4chan and wonder if you'll ever make it out alive ๐
10 months ago
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Edward really went there ๐
10 months ago
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Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐
10 months ago
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๐ค If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? ๐คฏ Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? ๐ค
9 months ago
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When Batman saves you, but you're destined for the Iron Throne instead ๐ฆ๐
8 months ago
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The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. ๐๐ง