Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐
9 months ago
36
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
9 months ago
36
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐น๐ญ
9 months ago
36
When Batman saves you, but you're destined for the Iron Throne instead ๐ฆ๐
8 months ago
36
POV: You found a free, renewable resource and the economy is NOT happy about it ๐ ๐ช๐ณ
8 months ago
36
The new Olympic Skateboarding event is gonna be lit ๐ฅ๐น
1 year ago
35
When Thomas reveals his 'true form' ๐ณ๐๐ท๏ธ #NightmareFuel
1 year ago
35
When you 'fail' in categories you never knew you were graded on! ๐๐ฉโ๐ฆ
1 year ago
35
When your dog thinks youโre a chew toy ๐๐
1 year ago
35
When you get so hangry at dinner that you forget how to eat like a human ๐ #foodfails #hangry
1 year ago
35
When you find out the reception is BYOFB (Bring Your Own Fire and Barbecue).
1 year ago
35
When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill ๐๐ฅ
1 year ago
35
My pony's been acting a little... different lately. Neigh sayers gonna neigh. ๐๐ด
1 year ago
35
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
1 year ago
35
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐