Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you and the boys go for a ride but you gotta follow your wife ๐Ÿ’€
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When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅถ
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Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
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"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
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She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, Iโ€™ll go out with you. Now Iโ€™m single with a permanent โ€˜Kโ€™ on my wrist. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* Bullies: What day is it? Rebecca Black: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
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Me trying to read this without Morgan Freeman's voice: ๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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When you're the mayor, the entire population, and the whole workforce of your town all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: ๐Ÿ’€
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
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When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
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IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
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