When the mosquito won't let you sleep and you turn into a makeshift flamethrower expert 🔥😡
When the mosquito won't let you sleep and you turn into a makeshift flamethrower expert ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ก
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Yo dawg, I heard yo dawg likes yo-yos so we put yo dawg in a yo-yo so yo dawg can yo-yo while yo dawg yo-yos. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard yo dawg likes yo-yos so we put yo dawg in a yo-yo so yo dawg can yo-yo while yo dawg yo-yos. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you trade asphalt for Astroturf.  🌱🚗💨  Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. 🤷‍♀️
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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When someone farts and it smells like literal poop 💩🤢🤮
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
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"How do I approach an Islamic girl?"  💣With a bomb squad.💀

And... /thread
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
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When your PC's motto is 'reduce, reuse, recycle' ♻️ while your Mac's motto is 'Apple a day keeps the upgrades away' 🍏💻
When your PC's motto is 'reduce, reuse, recycle' โ™ป๏ธ while your Mac's motto is 'Apple a day keeps the upgrades away' ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how to remove the belt from the x-ray: ๐Ÿ‘€
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When puberty hits like a plot twist in a movie 🎬😲
When puberty hits like a plot twist in a movie ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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When you've got to save the galaxy but still dress for a 70s business meeting 🌌🕺✨
When you've got to save the galaxy but still dress for a 70s business meeting ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ•บโœจ
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Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me 🏃‍♀️😅
Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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When you're so close to clearing the bar, but not quiteโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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When you interview a cop on a kids' show 🐷👮‍♂️
When you interview a cop on a kids' show ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection 😂
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me escaping reality after failing NNN ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes 😂
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
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