When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐ #parenting
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When you bring your doll to the company's movie night ๐๐ฟ
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Steve Jobs introducing the revolutionary iPhone 4S ๐
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When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐ฅ๐
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Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐ฟ
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When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
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When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice ๐
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Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐
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My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! ๐ #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
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Me trying to fit in at the party after arriving fashionably late ๐
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When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. ๐
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Having lunch with the elements. Sodium is looking salty today. ๐ง
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Self-defense for women 101 ๐. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐
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Me trying to understand how oxygen and helium work after failing my science exam ๐
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Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐ฌ๐